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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

15.06.2025 00:39

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Are there any Hollywood celebrities who never divorced? Why does it seem like celebrities are likely to get divorced frequently?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?

Yes sir it is.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.