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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

11.06.2025 01:57

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Why is India lagging behind China in economic development when India is a democracy while China isn’t?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What happened to everybody's thick skin? It used to be that people really didn't get offended, now however, everybody gets offended by the least little thing.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

What does it mean when a guy says he doesn't want to ruin the friendship? Is he rejecting me or is there another explanation? Why would a guy choose not to risk the friendship if he has feelings for me?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?